The AutoBlow Job Machine

Autoblow 2
Autoblow 2

Every so often I cum accross something actuly for sale on the internet… in this case its the Autoblow2, from the image above it looks like a robot fleshlight / oral sex machine.

The Autoblow 2 has the following features:

Autoblow Features
Autoblow Features
  1. Interchangeable sleeves come in 3 sizes to accommodate all men
  2. Sleeves are made from realistic artificial skin material
  3. Sleeves are easy to clean
  4. Springs expand to give you a tight fit
  5. Strokes a full 4″ up and down
  6. All-metal industrial strength motor is powerful and built to last
  7. Plugs into any wall outlet – never needs batteries

The retail price for the Autoblow blowjob machine is £144.95, which feels very steep for something reviewed as:

It was… not hot. Not at all. I tried to enjoy it, but the sound of old fashioned windshield wipers and my first person view of a kind of small R2D2 over the lower half of my body only caused a sad smile and introspection about what I was doing with my life, not excitement.

About the quality of the blowjob: it felt like a robot. The rings on the inside tugged went up and down regularly, like a dick sucking metronome. That might feel nice when done by a human, but here it felt too regular. I think a real mouth somehow communicates affection, or at least a willingness to get you off while fellating. The robot didn’t care about me, my pleasure or my penis.

Boosting the tempo didn’t make it any better. The racket increased in proportion to the speed, and it felt a bit rough (in a non-exciting way).

I would have given my own review, but I was not contacted to test it.

Written By Dvo

A Kinky Geek, MCR UK

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