Fake cum

One of the things the Bukkake Machine will need is Cum, and unlike Princess Cleopatra, I unfortunately don’t have an army of young fertile men to produce it by the bathtub; as such I will be forced to make it myself; and no I am not thinking about giving myself friction burns, and/or RSI.

If you don’t have a toy to use fake cum with, you can get a squirt bottle (such as is used for ketchup) in supermarkets or kitchen stores. Fill the bottle and put it in the microwave for about fifteen-seconds to make it just warm.

Making Fake Cum is quite easy, and I have managed to find a number of fake sperm recipes:

DIY Fake Sperm

Caution:

Sugar in vaginas can cause instant yeast infections and probably wouldn’t be a good idea for anal play either. Additionally, raw egg white can be a source of salmonella which causes Salmonella enterocolitis, an infection in the lining of the small intestine, So I think it is safe to say don’t use sugar, or eggs fake spunk recipes for anal, or vaginal play, although they should work fine for fake facial if you are careful (although I would not use raw egg in edible fake cum).

Fake Cum Recipe #1

Requires:

  • 250ml of water
  • 2 flat tablespoons of plain flour

Method:

  1. Pour the cold water into a saucepan and add the tablespoons of flour.
  2. Mix the flour into the water until you have no lumps whatsoever (can be done by hand) When you’ve finished, it should look like you have a saucepan full of milk. If it doesn’t you’ve either got too much or too little flour.
  3. Bring to the boil, and then simmer over a high heat, stirring constantly, until it thickens. You’ll end up with a slightly opaque solution, with the viscosity of warm KY Jelly.
  4. Leave it to cool for about 15 minutes.

The stuff also makes great setting lotion for hair, and if you add food colouring, you can use it as semi-permanent hair colour. It lasts about three days without refrigeration. It is edible.

Fake Cum Recipe #2

This recipe for theatrical cum looks like real cum, has no sugar (so as to discourage yeast), and has a neutral taste so that you can really get into the fantasy. Because it contains raw egg white you should make it fresh right before use and discard the leftovers. If you are concerned about using raw egg, either don’t swallow it, or use pasteurised egg whites, which can be purchased in most supermarkets. However, fresh egg gives a better consistency.

Requires:

  • 1 cup water
  • 2 tablespoons cornstarch
  • 1 raw egg white
  • 1 tablespoon plain yogurt
  • pinch of salt

Method:

  1. Dissolve cornstarch in 1/4 cup of water and set aside.Bring the remaining water and a pinch of salt to a simmer in a small saucepan, then stir the cornstarch to redissolve it and stir it in. Simmer and stir the mixture for about two minutes, it will be very thick.
  2. Cool the mixture thoroughly. If you don’t let it cool the egg will get cooked. If you are impatient, set the pan in a bowl of ice and stir to speed the cooling.
  3. When cool, stir in the egg white and yogurt. Mix thoroughly with a wire whisk until smooth.
  4. If you want a little more flavour you can add ¼ teaspoon of vanilla extract and some Equal or Splenda for sweetness when you add the egg.

Other cum recipes to experiment with:

  • Sweetened condensed milk mixed with water.
  • Condensed milk, egg white and sugar
  • Mix “arrowroot” (you’ll find it on the spice rack in the supermarkets), mix it with water and simmer it in a pan. When it’s simmered enough it gets the perfect consistency of cum

Commercial Fake Semen

A number of Japanese online shops sell fake spunk or cum lotion in a bottle:

J-List’s Bukkake Lotion

Bukake Lotion
If you’ve seen Japanese AV, particularly that of the lotion or bukkake themed variety, that extra goo applied to the AV actresses body and faces come from this source right here – Bukkake Lotion. Designed to look like semen, this slippery lotion is perfect if you want to see a wilder, dirtier side with a wacky bukkake effect. Great for “special” photography sessions, wacky props and gag gifts. Its uses are only bound by your imagination. Comes (sorry no pun intended) in a 300 mL bottle.

Kanjo Toy’s Bukkake Cum Lotion

Bukkake Cum Lotion
If you’re involved in the adult film industry, this Bukkake Cum Lotion can be an incredible time-saver. When directing a porno movie, directors are always faced with the problem of not having enough man-juice on hand. Now you can cover yourself and others with a concoction that feels like the real thing!

Kanjo Toy’s Cum Creampie Lotion

Cum Creampie Lotion
Get the same lotion that the Japanese porn stars use in their famous lotion videos! The Cum Creampie Lotion is fun, slippery, and looks exactly like the real thing! Great for use alone or with a partner, this Semen Lotion is perfect for use with any of our onaholes as well!

Kanjo also stock a Glow-in-the-Dark Lotion that could be fun to put in the Bukkake Machine.