Bukkake-o-Matic

Bukkake (ぶっかけ?) is a sex act, in which several men ejaculate on a woman, or another man.

A long while ago I saw this video of a Bukkake Machine, (Chances it was the FetLife Fucking machines and high-tech sex group) and thought that I could do better;

The video mostly displays the end result and the use of the machine, rather than the mechanism behind it, which from my point of view is a little disappointing; it’s also disappointing that in usual Japanese Porn style the young ladies vagina is blurred out, but she seems to be having a good time.

However As you can see from the Video the machine is a four cast penises / cock shaped dildos, each with a hole through its entire length, allowing for fake cum to be pumped through it (each penis is individually piped off to the mechanism).

I have heard from qDot of Slashdong the following:

There was actually one commercially available for a while in like, 2006. Was called the Goo Gobbler, put out by Utopex I think. They even sold flavor packs for it.

Utopex Goo Gobler
Utopex Goo Gobler

Looking online for the Utopex “Goo Gobbler” the only online references I can find to it is some marketing material for BoinkCam.com, and they describe it as “The Goo-Gobbler, an Internet enabled cum facial machine”, and Slashdong’s post about BoinkCam, where qDot has as much luck 7 years ago finding details about it as I am now:

Internet Enabled Bukkake. No, fucking really. Someone hooked up a god damn super soaker to their computer, put a little special sauce in it, and then network enabled the firing button. Aim it at a model, and you’ve got yourself a technology enabled fake spooge fest.

Yet again, this is one of those times where I get that nice, warm, “Maybe I’m not so weird after all” feeling. I cherish these moments.

Unfortunatly, I can’t seem to find any sort of product pages for this, so all we have is the promise of a flash animation that this actually exists. But the idea alone is enough.

While I can find limited details for Utopex’s three other models, The Utopex Magic Tongue, The Utopex eSpanker, and The Utopex Perfect Partner on the WayBack Machine, there are no details I can find on the Utopex Goo Gobler (oh it looks like the young lady on the front of my site is from the old Utopex site1).

Introducing the “Bukkake-o-Matic”, an automatic bakkake machine!

Footnotes

  1. Solder Lass – details